Thursday, February 08, 2007
The Biggest News Story in the Entire Country
Yes, Anna Nicole Smith died today. It's sad, weird, tabloid, pathetic, bizarre... blahbitty blah blah.

And are the little voices in anyone else's head just screaming "CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY," given the Florida-ness of both Anna's untimely demise and Lisa Nowack's Astronuttiness?

What? You don't have little voices in your head?

Yeah, me neither.