Forgot two other tidbits from the weekend...
I don't know why people do drugs. Alexis and I were quite happy to blow up birthday balloons and punching balloons and then slouch way down in our chairs and giggle at the ceiling fan.
And when Jacob got his Easter Baggie, he spent a good 20 minutes sitting on the floor, legs out straight and baby-posture perfect, opening it and extracting jelly beans like a very short, spiky-haired brain surgeon. But if I ever had brain surgery and the surgeon then eats whatever he pulls out, I will not like it.