Melanie doesn't want her job anymore. She wants to blog, and stuff. If you know her, she's fun and funny and deserves to have her ass form into the shape of her home chair instead of her office chair. And if you don't, well, it takes like two seconds to click here and then click on the Vote thingy up in the corner. And then go on about your day, feeling smug because you've Done the Right Thing.

See? I'm all about uplifting the masses. And, oddly enough, I'd rather do my own job than blog for a living, so I won't even compete.