This morning, I was listening to AM radio on the way in to work, because it occurred to me that I haven't been following any semblance of local or world news in the past several weeks and perhaps, maybe, something new has happened.

It hasn't.

But on the traffic report, they said that Route 95, south of Boston, was held up because of a deer strike.

I didn't know they were able to hold up the signs and chant. Maybe they just all wear sandwich boards.