Monday, July 02, 2007
Marital Exchange
HE: In keeping with our spring cleaning recently, I just decided to rearrange the freezer.

SHE: Good for you.

HE: My hands really hurt now. They're frozen. [AWKWARD PAUSE WHILE HE STANDS THERE, A WHITE BOY WITH GHETTO-SIGN HANDS]

SHE: So go put them in water then, don't just stand there and hurt.

HE: I was kind of hoping to stick them in your armpits.