Tuesday, July 11, 2006
New Hampshire: Live Free or Bite Me
Come to New Hampshire, for a fun and family-friendly vacation experience! You and your children can ride motorcycles without helmets, only wear seatbelts if it seems like a fun idea at the time, and not pay any income or sales taxes!

BUT. You can only play Bingo if you're over 18. Because, you know, THAT might be dangerous.

What's the emoticon for crossing one's eyes while sticking out the tongue? Because that's my primary reaction to finding myself being kicked out of a Bingo hall with both my kids and my sister in tow, because they have the audacity to be children. It honestly never even occurred to me that I was endangering their moral welfare by bringing them there... thank God that Bingo Cop intervened in time.