No, I mean it. Really. Stop. Please, please don't publish this.

And if you have a few dimes to rub together, please just throw them in the street. Don't buy that book. I beg you.

The title, for those of you not willing to click on a hotlink, is O.J. Simpson to discuss killings and the opening line is, "In a new TV interview and book, O.J. Simpson discusses how he would have committed the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend 'if I did it.'"

Pul-leeeeeze.

Why is it that bad things happen to good people all the damn time but no benevolent god has seen fit to drop a piano on this chump's head??

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While we're at it, contibuting to the downfall of society and decay of Western civilization is this pathetic waste of creativity and coding talent.

Who buys garbage like that for their children? And who, as an adult, wants to play games like that? Ugh.

Nothing like creating a world full of future clients for me. Nice to know I'll always have a job somewhere.