The other day, Jacob was pointing to a little sliver of soap in the tub drain and saying, "Gubbers! Gubbers?" Took me ages to figure out he meant "garbage." I like his version better.

And we call our kids weasels whenever they come a-beggin' for stuff, like bites of my food or whatever. Usually, Jacob toddles over and says, in the cutest smallest voice ever, "bites?" - but yesterday, he came over and said, "weashul?"